would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
