im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
