I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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