Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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