Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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