i think i have two assholes
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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