brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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