Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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