Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
