Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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