You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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