I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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