you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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