but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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