I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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