please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We need to rekindle our bromance
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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