It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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