We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
This baby is an asshole
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
