Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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