You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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