ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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