Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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