people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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