I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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