Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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