Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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