At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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