God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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