well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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