okay pat passed out under dana's car
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
