There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Congratulations! We have a period
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