Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
where does the pee come out of this thing
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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