My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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