I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
4 words: hood of his car
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize
