is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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