I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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