sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
All I want is dick and wine.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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