SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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