Me too!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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