i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Found your dick twin last night
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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