can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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