My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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