walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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