i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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