discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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