I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Hippo gnu deer
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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