just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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