it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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