I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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