VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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