ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
foreskin is a definite game changer
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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